what's 
 your skin  
 type? 

Like it's been dipped in a bucket of oil. Pass me the shades; this is one shiny face.

Like it needs a drink, it’s so parched. Ugh! And there’s a flaky patch right there…

Like Mars… red bumps everywhere… and, oh, look, blackheads… just what I need!

Like it’s having an identity crisis: dry cheeks but with an oil slick over my t-zone (across my forehead, nose and chin).

Like it’s unhappy. It’s red and blotchy like I’ve been crying. Only I haven’t.